I'm new here

Hello!
I'm new at this.

I've always wanted to blog. I've tried it a few times but I only remember to write while I'm drinking alone. It doesn't usually work out.
I am going to try to do this sober. Bear with me.

I want to write about my stories as a nanny, my wedding plans, fashion, my new house and my dog mostly.

Nanny Notes - I am a nanny of 5 sweet, sweet kiddos.  But, am very eager to move on with my life and find a new nanny family and start a daycare.  - Anticipating Fall '14 -   I can assume this blog will be filled mostly with stories about these buggers because I spend most of my time with them.. and rarely talk to adults.  Today, while F was pottying, I said, "You are SO potty trained!" and his response was, "You can't believe it!"  He is a sweetie.   He potty trained himself by the age of 2. COMPLETELY POTTY TRAINED HIMSELF. I like to think I had something to do with it. But really, this kid's perfect.

The Wedding - I am getting married! No, he's not the "man of my dreams" but he will do.  We aren't soul mates. We usually have a hard time getting along. But boy oh boy are we crazy about each other. He loves me mad.  He is a 6 and I am a 9. My "therapist" says even if we are miserable in our relationship, we will never ever break up, because that's just the "type" of people we are. I can't decide if this is reassuring.

Fashion - I don't know much about fashion. But I know a lot of people don't have a freakin' clue.  How hard can it be to look in a mirror and tell if you look like a moron or not? I am guilty of being lazy M-F with my clothes (I'm a nanny, and the kids don't care). But if I'm going in public I try to look like it's 2013 for Pete's sakes! So here I will post things I see people doing wrong, and admitting what I'm doing wrong today with my outfit.
So today, I am not wearing matching socks. This isn't a huge no-no, but come on Audry, get your shit together!  Do you think F's mom is okay with her nanny not even matching her own socks? If her nanny doesn't care to match her socks, does she even care about the kids? We don't know!
Also my hair is too greasy, and I have a huge zii zii on my nose that I didn't bother to cover.  Hope I didn't scare the children. These are easy fix no no's.  A shower and some coverup would have fixed this. I wouldn't feel comfortable in Target looking like I do. Shame.

New House!! - We are in the final stages of buying a house! Just have to get the inspector out there to make sure everything is decent. I say "decent" because we are well aware there are TONS of things we could update with the house. But we are eager and able to fix 'er up. What have we got better to do with our life?  It's yellow and not in the city or suburbs - and that's what is most important.

The Dog - George - He is a terror. The most recent thing he ruined - A pen and it's cap. He loves pens. If he can get his teeth wrapped around a pen he will take it apart piece by piece (literally) and crack it until the ink explodes on the carpet.  I love him more than I love most of my friends though.

George watching Future Hubby cook.  He always does this.